The investment banks and insurance companies are collapsing, hurricaines are ravaging the gulf states, the runner-up for Miss Alaska is about to be vice president, and Kanye re-records and re-releases his new fuck you to the hip-hop world single "Love Lockdown."

The world is about to end. But at least we have the Mets to root for. Strike that. At least we have Brett Farve to beat the Brady-less Patriots playing with a high school quarterback at the Meaddowlands. Um. Strike that. At least we have Angel Lola Luv.